I love LEGO. I love Super Mario. Both go way back for me.

It started with Donkey Kong on the Atari 2600. Coleco made that version in 1982, and I played it a lot. Then came Super Mario on the Nintendo, and that was the one that really got me. Years later, I picked it up again on my Switch. That screen is cracked now. Long story.

So last week at Comic-Con, LEGO announced a Donkey Kong Arcade set. 1,367 pieces, $199.99, out August 1. It’s the original brick arcade cabinet, with Jumpman, Donkey Kong, and Lady up on the scaffolds. Pull the lever and a barrel rolls down. Move the joystick, press the button, and Jumpman leaps over it. That’s the part that got me. It’s not just a model sitting there. It actually does something.

I would buy it in a second.

Except I live in 480 square feet. I already have the LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System set. It’s still sealed in the box, sitting in storage, waiting. I haven’t worked out where it would go once it’s built. An arcade cabinet, even a small brick one, needs a shelf of its own. Every flat surface in my house already has a job.

So I do the next best thing. I pull up the photos and zoom in on the build. That part is free, and it takes up no space at all.

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Donkey Lego Set

Someday I’ll have the room. Until then, those photos look great.