I just finished watching the Melania documentary to see what the fuss was about for this $40 million project.

My verdict: it's a total waste of time. It’s dull and boring, with absolutely nothing worthy about it. Critics agree, with The Guardian noting the film

"makes watching paint dry look like the Super Bowl."

Whether you call it “narratively dead” or just an expensive infomercial, it offers zero insight. Skip it.