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🎬 M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Gerard Johnstone Starring Allison Williams, Amie Donald, Violet McGraw Miss me?

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🎬 A Deadly Invitation (2023) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director JosΓ© Manuel Cravioto Starring Regina BlandΓ³n, Maribel VerdΓΊ, Juan Pablo de Santiago Eccentric millionaire Olivia sends her half sister Agatha, and a group of old acquaintances, a mysterious invitation for a weekend on her yacht, where they will discover the true motive behind this invitation: the celebration of… a murder? · 1 min read 🎬 My Best Friend, His Girlfriend and Me (2026) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Marco Petry Starring Kostja Ullmann, Janina Uhse, David Kross Olli and Matze are best friends living, working and planning to travel the world together β€” until Matze's romance with Rebecca turns it all upside down. · 1 min read 🎬 I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Charlie Kaufman Starring Jesse Plemons, Jessie Buckley, Toni Collette It stays, it sticks, it lingers. · 1 min read 🎬 Sacrifice (2026) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Romain Gavras Starring Chris Evans, Anya Taylor-Joy, Vincent Cassel During a star-studded charity gala brimming with celebrities, billionaires, and empty speeches, a movie star in the midst of an existential crisis is taken hostage by a radical warrior and her devoted followers. · 1 min read 🎬 Treehouse (2019) β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director James Roday Rodriguez Starring Jimmi Simpson, Mary McCormack, Shaunette RenΓ©e Wilson Celebu-chef Peter Rake escapes a scandal for a weekend at his family’s isolated vacation home, but there are debts to repay and Peter has to learn the lesson that a woman’s place is anywhere that she chooses to be… if he survives. · 1 min read 🎬 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Burr Steers Starring Lily James, Sam Riley, Jack Huston Bloody lovely. · 1 min read 🎬 MaXXXine (2024) I saw X and Pearl years ago and finally got to see MaXXXine last night. I would say I like Pearl the best of three. · 1 min read 🎬 Send Help (2026) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Director Sam Raimi Starring Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien, Edyll Ismail Meet Linda Liddle... She's from strategy and planning. · 1 min read πŸ“Ί East of Eden (2026) β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— Created by Zoe Kazan Starring Florence Pugh, Christopher Abbott, Mike Faist You are what you choose. · 1 min read 🎬 The Last House (2026) 🎬 The Last House Louis Leterrier 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) 🎬 The Devil Wears Prada 2 David Frankel 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Ready or Not 2 (2026) 🎬 Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Ready or Not (2019) 🎬 Ready or Not Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin 2019 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 The Whisper Man (2026) 🎬 The Whisper Man James Ashcroft 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Greta (2018) 🎬 Greta Neil Jordan 2018 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Husbands in Action (2026) 🎬 Husbands in Action Park Gyu-tae 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 The Devil's Mouth (2026) 🎬 The Devil's Mouth Jeff Wadlow 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— MY THOUGHTS This one was meh. · 1 min read 🎬 Masters of the Universe (2026) 🎬 Masters of the Universe Travis Knight 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Do Not Enter (2026) 🎬 Do Not Enter Marc Klasfeld 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Relevations (2025) 🎬 Revelations Yeon Sang-ho 2025 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— β–Ά Watch on YouTube · 1 min read 🎬 The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) 🎬 The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Francis Lawrence 2023 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— β–Ά Watch on YouTube · 1 min read 🎬 Nobody 2 (2025) 🎬 Nobody 2 Timo Tjahjanto 2025 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— MY THOUGHTS I watched Nobody a while back and liked it. · 1 min read 🎬 Kalki 2898-AD (2024) 🎬 Kalki 2898-AD Nag Ashwin 2024 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— β–Ά Watch on YouTube · 1 min read 🎬 Max Winslow and the House of Secrets (2020) 🎬 Max Winslow and The House of Secrets Sean Olson 2020 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— β–Ά Watch on YouTube · 1 min read 🎬 The Memory Keeper (2025) 🎬 The Memory Keeper Ethan Hickey 2025 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— MY THOUGHTS I didn't understand what was really happening. I feel like they left some things out. · 1 min read 🎬 Keeper (2025) 🎬 Keeper Osgood Perkins 2025 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Return to Silent Hill I started watching it last night on Hulu, then got tired and went to bed. Finished it tonight. It was alright. · 1 min read 🎬 Enola Holmes 3 (2026) The film dropped today on Netflix, and I finally got to watch it tonight. I think this is the best of the three. · 2 min read 🎬 Apex (2026) I finally watched Apex on Netflix last night β€” it's been sitting in my queue since it dropped in April, and I was finally in the mood for that kind of thriller. · 1 min read 🎬 The Sheep Detectives (2026) 🎬 The Sheep Detectives Kyle Balda 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— · 1 min read 🎬 Per Aspera Ad Astra (2026) 🎬 Per Aspera Ad Astra Han Yan 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†My Rating Scale β†— MY THOUGHTS Per Aspera Ad Astra on Netflix is a lot of fun. · 1 min read 🎬 Day of Reckoning (2017) 🎬 Day of Reckoning Joel Novoa 2017 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜† · 1 min read 🎬 The Wolf 🐺 of Snow Hollow (2020) 🎬 The Wolf of Snow Hollow Jim Cummings 2020 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† β–Ά Watch on YouTube · 1 min read 🎬 Bhooth Bangla (2026) 🎬 Bhooth Bangla 2026 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† · 1 min read 🎬 Haunted Harmony Mysteries: Murder in G Major 2023 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 🎬 Mortal 2020 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† 🎬 Snake Island Python 2022 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜† 🎬 The Terminal 2004 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† MY THOUGHTS I've seen this film before and re-watched it. It's an inspiring story. Keep reading 🎬 The Birdcage 1996 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† MY THOUGHTS I have seen it before. It never gets boring to watch it again, and I plan to watch it once more someday. πŸ“½ Watched How to Train Your Dragon β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 Β· Dean DeBlois On the rugged isle of Berk, where Vikings and dragons have been bitter enemies for generations, Hiccup stands apart, defying centuries of tradition when he befriends Toothless, a feared Night Fury dragon. Keep reading πŸ“½ Watched Elio β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 Β· Domee Shi, Madeline Sharafian, Adrian Molina Elio, a space fanatic with an active imagination, finds himself on a cosmic misadventure where he must form new bonds with eccentric alien lifeforms, navigate a crisis of intergalactic proportions and somehow discover who he is truly meant to be. πŸ“½ Watched Freakier Friday β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 Β· Nisha Ganatra Years after Tess and Anna endured an identity crisis, Anna now has a daughter of her own and a soon-to-be stepdaughter. Keep reading πŸ“½ Watched TRON: Ares β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 Β· Joachim RΓΈnning A highly sophisticated Program called Ares is sent from the digital world into the real world on a dangerous mission, marking humankind's first encounter with A. πŸ“½ Watched Smurfs β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 Β· Chris Miller When Papa Smurf is mysteriously taken by evil wizards, Razamel and Gargamel, Smurfette leads the Smurfs on a mission into the real world to save him. Keep reading πŸ“½ Watched The Exorcism β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† 2024 Β· Joshua John Miller A troubled actor begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film, leading his estranged daughter to wonder if he's slipping back into his past addictions or if there's something more sinister at play. Swapped β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2026 β€’ Nathan Greno When a magical mishap swaps the body of Ollie β€” a small, curious Pookoo β€” with that of a majestic valley bird, two natural enemies are forced to team up to survive. Keep reading Watched: Invitation to a Murder two or three nights ago. β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† I thoroughly enjoyed this film! Keep reading The Running Man β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2025 β€’ Edgar Wright In a near-future America run by a corporate media empire, desperate working-class dad Ben Richards enters the most dangerous game show on television. Keep reading Hoppers β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜† 2026 β€’ Daniel Chong Mabel is a college student and devoted animal lover who discovers a technology that lets scientists "hop" human consciousness into lifelike robotic animals. Keep reading Finally watched: Thrash on Netflix. Solid watch β€” scary and tense at times, and clearly not done. Apparently there may be a sequel on the way. Keep reading Watched: Sisu: Road to Revenge 🍿 Sisu β€” a Finnish word with no direct English translation. Think grit, resilience, and sheer stubborn will to survive, all rolled into one. Keep reading Watched: The Carpenter’s Son 🍿 β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜† Always fascinated by Bible stories about Jesus β€” especially his life at birth, age 12, and 30–33. Keep reading Watched: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 🍿 it was okay. Watched Pretty Lethal! Thrilled to see Millicent Simmonds (A Quiet Place) as a consistent Deaf character! Uma Thurman as a campy hotelier/ballerina was a complete surprise. Watched: GOAT πŸΏβ˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… Will Harris is a literal goat in a sport built for rhinos and panthers β€” but GOAT works both ways. Keep reading Finally, I watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die last night, and I thought it was okay. Decider thinks you should skip, but I watched it anyway. Keep reading Watched two days ago: War Machine 🍿 β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Watched: Zone 414 🍿 β˜…β˜…β˜†β˜†β˜†